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Karl Rove is now, officially, in charge of pretty much everything at
the White House.
But it's mostly just a title change.
President Bush's long-time chief political strategist is now
assistant
to the president, deputy chief of staff and senior adviser.
That's a lot of titles. But of course Rove has even more nicknames.
He's been called "Bush's guru," "Bush's brain," "the man behind the
curtain" and "the wizard of the West Wing." Rove himself cracked
that
his reputation is "evil Rasputin." And Bush alternately calls Rove
"the
architect," "boy genius," or "turd blossom" -- the last a reference
to
a West Texas flower that grows in cow manure.
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Some Norwegians thought Bush was saluting Satan
By
JACK DOUGLAS JR., Knight Ridder Newspapers
FORT WORTH, Texas -- President Bush, who's had difficulty at times
holding alliances together, may have inadvertently ruffled feathers
overseas by flashing a "Hook 'em Horns" sign during last week's
inaugural parade. Bush and the rest of the first family raised their
right hands in the traditional "'Horns" salute -- customary among
University of Texas Longhorns
-- as the school's band marched in front of the presidential
reviewing stand Thursday. But in Norway and some other parts of the
world, a nearly identical hand gesture is considered an insult or,
worse, a sign of the devil. In Mediterranean countries, it implies a
man is a cuckold, the victim of an
unfaithful wife. In parts of Africa, it's used as a curse and in
many European countries it's used to ward off "the evil eye." In
Russia, it's a
symbol for so-called New Russians, the newly rich, arrogant and
poorly
educated.
In sign language, it means "bull----," which elicited a
surprised giggle
from the first lady's press secretary, Gordon Johndroe of Fort
Worth, Texas,
himself a University of Texas grad. When told its meaning by the
New York
Daily News, Johndroe replied, "Texans have been known to BS every
once in a
while."
A headline in the Norwegian Internet newspaper "Nettavisen"
expressed
outrage at the first family's collective gesture last week, saying
"Shock
greeting from Bush daughter" above a photo of Bush's daughter,
Jenna,
smiling and waving the sign, according to The Associated Press.
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| Kerik at Homeland |
At homeland defense: black belt with street smarts
By Alexandra Marks | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor
NEW YORK – Bernard Kerik is the only cabinet secretary-designate
whose
life story has already been optioned by a major movie studio.
The son of a New Jersey prostitute who was murdered when he was a
boy,
Kerik is a high school dropout, a karate black belt, and a former
security guard for the Saudi Royal family. His rise from ghetto
streets
to become a trusted presidential adviser is marked by discipline,
determination, and a fierce loyalty to the men who put their trust
in
him, from former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani to President Bush.
He'll need all of those resources when, pending Senate
confirmation,
the former New York City police commissioner takes the helm of the
sprawling Department of Homeland Security.
Cobbled together from 22 different agencies in the wake of 9/11,
Homeland Security has more than 180,000 employees responsible for
protecting everything from the Hoover Dam to a small chemical plant
in
New Jersey to the nation's coasts. Kerik's background will help,
though
it can hardly ensure success in a job that blends the challenges of
Washington turf wars with street-level operations.
While outgoing Secretary Tom Ridge had the challenge of flying "the
airplane at the same time he was building it," in the words of one
expert, he was criticized as an ineffective champion for the new
agency
in Washington's gladiator-like bureaucratic battles. Some Homeland
Security experts contend that Kerik, as a street-wise, no-nonsense
leader, may be exactly what the agency needs as it matures from a
still-confusing start-up into an effective catalyst for the
nation's
civil defense.
"Between Ridge and Kerik, you've gone from the charming,
good-looking
big man on campus to Rambo," says Juliette Kayyem, executive
director
of the National Security Program at the Kennedy School of
Government.
"Kerik's also a first responder, which is good because it means
he'll
be much more sympathetic to their needs. But there's a big question
about whether he has the management skills that are needed to run
such
a huge department."
More:
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| Shadowy Groups |
The Stakeholder :: Democratic Congressional
Campaign Committee —
So evil and shadowy:
In the final three weeks of the campaign, independent "527"
groups backing President Bush bought nearly $30 million worth of
television and radio ads, three times what their Democratic
counterparts spent, according to a study by the Center for Public
Integrity.
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| boing boing sez |
Wednesday, November 3, 2004
8:15am: Four more years of a nation led by criminals. I was
making coffee with one eye on CNN when the news broke, and I called
my dad, a man who's spent many years fighting for good things,
sometimes at great personal cost.
"Get over it," he said, "The way you feel now is exactly how I
felt when Nixon won a second term -- crushed. I just couldn't
believe America was that stupid. But remember
what happened
to Nixon that term."
"Change comes from discontent," he said. "And right now, there's
a lot of discontent."
I finish pouring my coffee, and agree when my dad says what we're
faced with right now is considerably more frightening than Nixon. BB
pal Jim Graham IMs a few minutes later: "Yeah, and Karl Rove makes
Lee Atwater look like a choir boy."
Dan Gillmor sums up what the continuation of Bush's presidency
means for America.
The Republicans have an even stronger congressional majority.
They have shown how gladly ruthless they can be in using their
power. Bush and his allies have never believed in compromise. They
have even less incentive to govern from the middle now, even
though the nation remains bitterly divided.
There's no secret about what's coming. We don't have that
excuse this time.
Here comes more fiscal recklessness -- as we widen the chasm
between the ultra-wealthy and everyone else, cementing a
plutocracy into our national fiber, we'll pay our national bills
on the Treasury Bill credit card for the next few years. Many
economists expect a Brazil-like financial crisis to hit the U.S.
before the end of the decade. If we muddle our way though the near
term, we'll still have left our kids with the bill.
Here comes an expansion of the American empire abroad, a
fueling of fear and loathing elsewhere on the globe. This is also
unsustainable in the end. Empire breeds disrespect.
Our civil liberties will shrink drastically. This president and
his top allies in Congress fully support just one amendment in the
Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment's right to bear arms. Say
goodbye to abortion rights in most states. Roe v. Wade will fall
after this president pushes three or four Scalia and Thomas legal
clones onto the Supreme Court. Say hello, meanwhile, to a much
more intrusive blending of church and state.
The environment? We'll be nostalgic for Ronald Reagan's time in
office.
This is not sour grapes. This is reality.
I hope, but doubt, that the Democrats re-discover enough of
their collective spine to block the most extreme moves. If they do
it'll be a change for a party that stands for so little these
days.
People say there are two Americas. I think there are at least
three.
One is Bush's America: an amalgam of the extreme Christian
"conservatives," corporate interests and the builders of the
burgeoning national-security state.
Another is the Democratic "left": wedded to the old,
discredited politics in a time that demands creative thinking.
I suspect there's a third America: members of an increasingly
radical middle that will become more obvious in the next few
years, tolerant of those who are different and aware that the big
problems of our times are being ignored -- or made worse -- by
those in power today.
That third America needs a candidate. Or, maybe, a new party.
If you follow South
Park, maybe this is all about being forced to choose between a
giant douche and a turd sandwich. BoingBoing readers are
a good-humored
lot, though. Some have
suggested sending
fecalgrams to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. as an exercise of free
speech. Reader Pete
Setchell says, "There is still one chance to get him out of the
White House - send him a pack of
pretzels
to celebrate his victory. I've just
sent some via Amazon."
Reader Dave in the UK
writes,
"As a British citizen, I just can't understand why. Does the
British media unfairly portray Bush, or are more than half of
American voters just fucking stupid? I write this as an appeal to
BoingBoing - please, please help me understand how this could have
happened, and why, why on God's earth would so many Americans
support Bush?"
Presuming the elections were fairly conducted and accurately
counted -- which remains a
matter
of
some
considerable
debate
-- I'm going with
the latter.
Mateusz Pozar in Sweden
(the
place that has no army) echoes the emails of BoingBoing readers
around the globe today: "I must say that i’m surprised (and most of
the world with me actually) that Bush got a second term. Seriously,
would he have to rape kittens to get kicked out of office?"
Iranian expat blogger Hossein "Hoder"
Derakshan
says -- welcome to the Christian Republic of America.
"You know what? I really think Iranians should export their
revolution to America. They badly need it. Unbelievable, half of
Americans go to Church once week at least? Even Iranians don't go
once a week to Mosque, thanks to the Islamic revolution. So I
guess America really needs a Christian revolution, maybe people
would see what religion really is."
BB reader Billy Hayes says,
"I am from Texas (born and raised). I am a white male. I did
not vote for Bush. I guess we all have our reasons. I voted for
Kerry. I find comfort in what you posted about what your father
said about Nixon. Bush likes to use old Texas sayings a lot. I
have one for him. In Texas there is a saying that goes, 'Give em
enough rope and they will hang themselves.' Well, I guess the
Republicans have all the rope they need."
Reader Hal Eckhart in
Minneapolis says,
"Thanks for the consolation, however small. We can only hope
and keep on trying.
"I, too, remember being aghast when Nixon won re-election, and
the sense that everybody was blithely oblivious to his evil. My
high-school civics teacher had a "four more years" sticker on his
podium, and once bragged to us that he laughed out loud when he
heard JFK had been shot.
"This country and this world are full of idiots. This country's
idiots are just a little more cock-sure that they deserve what
they've got. A lesson in humility is certainly on the way, and we
can only pray that it will be no more painful than it needs to
be."
Johannes says, "Greetings
from cold and windy Vienna! Your former guest blogger just wants to
wish you good luck with your new/old president.
Link, and
Link two."
John Shirley, another
ex-BB-guestblogger,
says
The newspaper today says that millions of young people who said
they were anti-Bush and who were registered to vote Democratic
*didn't show up at the polls.* They were too busy playing Grand
Theft Auto or renting Jerry Bruckheimer movies or smoking weed or
babbling in chatrooms. It's their fault we're heading into a
theocracy. But they're not alone in their culpability."
BoingBoing pal
Q-Burns Abstract Message IMs,
Bill Hicks once told a story about an American friend of his
who complained about the USA. When told, "well, if you don't like
it then move somewhere else" the friend's reply would be, "What?
And become a victim of our foreign policy?"
Image at the top of this post: Vote/Vomit, created by BoingBoing
reader and American immigrant
Igor Knezevic, who says, "Attached is my small comment on my
first voting experience in this great country. Being a graphic
artist - that's the least I can do for whatever it is worth."
Geek and new dad Glenn Fleishman
tells BoingBoing,
I've been Jewish, not very observant, my whole life. I'm one of
the first generations of Jews to not fear assault as they went to
school or lived their lives in secular or religious ways. To not
worry about slaughter. I have only met a handful of concentration
camp survivors, including a teacher in college. I don't know what
it is to be oppressed or insulted for my ethnic and religious
heritage.
Today is the first day I am afraid in America because I am
Jewish.
Today is the first day I fear for my new son, who is not, but
has a Jewish father.
I'm lucky to live in Washington State, and specifically in
Seattle. A haven of secular and broad-spectrum religious views in
a sea of red. We went strongly, even among Republicans, to Kerry,
and maybe I just won't leave this state much for the next four
years.
Some talk of
moving to Canada. Some in Canada
say this,
others put it this way.
(Thanks, Brent)
Me, I just keep thinking about
this kid's face. And promises of endless war.
Link to portrait of LC David Murphy, shot at Camp Abu Graib near
Falluja by
Kevin Sites.
From Kerry's concession speech:
Audience member: We still got your back!
Thank you, man. And I assure you -- you watch -- I'll still have
yours.
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| more wonkette |
•
Senior KE04 advisors who analyzed Ohio Tuesday night
unanimously agreed it was a losing battle; Edwards wanted
to wait and see. KE04 may have underestimated power of
incumbency and strength of cultural conservatives. [WP,
NYT,
NYT,
NYT,
USAT,
WSJ]
• Both campaigns staged incredible fight in Ohio but
Bush brought out rural voters with commitment to marriage,
life, faith and his systematic ground war won; Kerry earned
more votes than any Democrat candidate. [WP,
WP,
WP,
NYT,
NYT,
NYT,
USAT,
USAT,
LAT,
WSJ]
• Bartlett angrily called networks to declare
Bush's reelection; Tucker was "shocked" to learn Florda,
Ohio were Bush country: "I don't know a single journalist
who voted for Bush, not one." Walter Shapiro: "We're
really worried that the message will be that total lack of access,
message discipline and information processed through the blandest
possible official spokesmen is the way to get reelected." [WP,
WP,
NYT,
USAT,
LAT]
[more...]
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| Wonkette sez |
Samples from the The Daily Show's first post-apocalypse hit:
Rob Corddry:
The Democrats wanted to keep this from going to courts.
Thanks to their strategy of an incoherent campaign message, an
uncomfortable Vietnam fetish, and an undying belief in the get
out the vote power of Ashton Kutcher and Bon Jovi, it won't be.
Ed Helms on W's mandate:
If you want to have gay sex or visit a library, it's probably
your last night to do those things. . . I'll be killing two
birds with one stone.
Oh, guys. I just want to say one thing: Stop. . . stop hurting the
country. Stop hurting them with the comedy!
There was also a somewhat substantive interview with Chuck
Schumer, who kept trying to keep it light. "It's hard, because you
want to be happy for yourself, but. . ."
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| King George Sweeps Debates,
Vows To Stay In Office "Until Christ Returns" |
| Andersen Accounting Shows President Leading Kerry
112% to 29%
by Michael K. Smith
(GWB) -- King George swept the presidential debates last night,
vowing to remain president until the second coming of Christ. He
haughtily dismissed John Kerry as a wild-eyed liberal determined to
redistribute the wealth from the top 1% to the top 3% of the
population. "That's Communism," said George, "and I won't stand for
it."
Although Americans think Senator John Kerry did well in the
debates, the Democratic nominee appears to have lost ground to Bush
in the popularity contest. According to an Andersen Accounting poll
released Sunday King George leads 112% to 29%, based on overwhelming
support from first-time fetus voters.
The poll interviewed 1,013 fetuses by cell phone Thursday through
Saturday, including 942 who identified themselves as supporters of a
Constitutional amendment to ban Democrats. Most indicated they were
likely to vote absentee due to logistical difficulties in getting to
the polls.
As in 2000, King George's favorability ratings -- how Americans
view him as a (Divine) person -- went up after a debate that voters
say he lost -- from 51 percent in the October 9-10 poll to 95
percent in the most recent poll. Most respondents attributed his
poor performance to "brain damage." According to Bush's senior
political advisor Karl Rove, this is not a failing in a Divine
being.
Bush is still seen as a better commander in chief and a stronger
leader, by a 53 percent to 44 percent margin. As one debate-watcher
put it, "No one can start wars better than George."
Bush also picked up ground on education, owing to his proposals
to let high school students earn school credit for counterinsurgency
work performed in Iraq or Afghanistan, and health care, where the
president supports a plan to let Jesus heal the sick, thus reducing
HMO costs. On jobs, Bush recommended that workers facing financial
ruin from outsourcing go to college and learn how to do something
relevant to today's economy - like setting up corporate tax shelters
in the Cayman islands.
In the most recent poll, 69 percent of all respondents said Bush
would do a better job on education than Kerry, since he knows what
it feels like to receive a diploma you can't read. In the latest
Zogby poll a 90% majority says Bush "is more experienced with
illiteracy" than Kerry.
On health care, 82% agreed that Bush would keep medical treatment
affordable for billionaires and would "stop wasting money on
vaccines" for children whose parents fail to donate to the GOP. 79%
said he would expand the development of prosthetic devices,
especially in Iraq. Large majorities agreed he would produce more
mental breakdowns, occupational disease, heart attacks, road rage,
strokes, cancer, drug addiction and suicide than his opponent.
Karl Rove declared Bush the winner of the debate, instructing the
media to ignore large majorities in viewer instant polls saying the
president "sucked."
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
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| Maureen the Hottie Wonk |
Striking with precision and psychological acuity
Photograph by Susanna Howe
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Ms. Bush-Bash
Does anyone
understand Dubya better than New York Times columnist Maureen
Dowd?
By JOHN COLAPINTO
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Maureen Dowd isn't simply a
Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times op-ed columnist.
She's also the pre-eminent Bush-basher in the country, which is
saying something when you trawl the mountains of I-hate-Bush books
in your local Barnes & Noble. What puts Dowd, 52, miles above the
armies of foaming leftist ranters is the precision and psychological
acuity of her strikes. In her recent book, Bushworld (a
collection of her writings on the Bush family from 1992 to 2004),
she fingers the Bush cabal's first term as the "most astonishing and
dangerous subordination of American history to particular psyches
I've ever seen" and documents how world events have fulcrumed around
the paranoid insecurities, macho posturings and sour cynicism of a
small handful of neocon warmongers, with the "barking mad" Dick
Cheney and his yapping lap dog, George W., at the helm. Here, Dowd
grapples to explain the enduring popularity of a president who, as
she puts it, "has done everything wrong."
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| Debate 2: Masterful Performance
By King George |
| Devastating Royal Logic Awes Senator Kerry,
Voters
by Michael K. Smith
Quickly rebounding from his lackluster performance in the first
debate, George W. Bush delivered a knockout blow in round two with
an impeccable command of facts and logic that left Senator Kerry and
the audience gasping at his Royal Insights. Though his Divine
Debating Style can hardly be captured in words, a summary of King
George's key points follows:
1.) "I don't think the Patriot Act abridges your rights at
all."
A stunning insight that has eluded the best legal minds to date.
The only thing the state is authorized to do to us that it wasn't
before the enactment of the Patriot Act and Bush's presidential
order authorizing secret military tribunals is: (1) arrest us
without cause (2) hold us indefinitely without charge (3) subject us
to secret military trial (4) replace juries with military officers
(5) suspend rules of evidence (6) prevent us from witnessing our own
trial (7) prevent us from seeing the evidence against us (8) convict
us on hearsay (9) torture us (10) execute us in secret (11) execute
our friends and associates for "harboring" us.
Of course, Bush has promised that none of this will be applied to
U.S. citizens, although one of the first people corralled under the
Patriot Act was a U.S. citizen and Richard Perle said journalist
Seymour Hersh was "the closest thing we have to a terrorist" and
Education Secretary Rod Paige said the members of the National
Education Association were terrorists and . . . well, you get the
picture, we can trust the government.
2.) "I tried diplomacy."
At last, the truth is told. President Bush very diplomatically
ignored the fact that Saddam Hussein had disarmed after Gulf War I,
at the same time bellowing to the whole world that he was a brutal
tyrant with scarcely a rival in history who lived only to torture,
murder, and make mass graves. He then very prudently launched a huge
propaganda campaign to convince Americans that Saddam was involved
in 9-11, wisely omitting mention of the fact that Osama Bin Laden
and Saddam Hussein hated each other and Bin Laden had offered to
fight Hussein after Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990. Bush patiently
delivered ultimatum after ultimatum to Saddam to dismantle weapons
he didn't possess, gently promising to bombard Iraq with
satellite-guided missiles and bombs if he didn't get his way. He
went to the UN in good faith, announcing that the Security Council
must endorse U.S. aggression in Iraq or be declared irrelevant.
Has anyone ever gone the extra mile for diplomacy more than King
George? I think not.
3.) "Our [Iraq] plan is working."
Like a charm. Business is booming at Iraqi morgues, there is a
huge uptick in demand for nuclear materials via Iran and Pakistan,
and Al Qaeda's recruitment problems are solved for all time. Who
could ask for more?
Not to mention U.S. forces are winning! They have taken Samarra
three times in just the last year-and-a-half. Fallujah is being
bombed nightly and will soon be invaded and wrecked. Happily, Najaf
is pretty much demolished already. The Bush plan is to make a great
show of force with air power, so as to keep casualty counts from
rising before the U.S. selection in November. Then after King George
is re-annointed he can carpet bomb the country to a lifeless
moonscape and install whatever government he wants amidst the
rubble. Praise his holy name!
Don't pay attention to those stubborn people in black masks who
are establishing check points on all roads leading in and out of
Baghdad. And don't give it a thought that Iraqi police in Mosul are
giving part of their pay to a nationwide resistance movement
determined to expel the U.S. from Iraq. We already know the Iraqi
people love us. One of the last polls taken by the U.S.-led
Coalition Provisional Authority this past summer showed that support
for the U.S. occupation had soared to 2%. So not to worry and crank
up the draft.
Let's not forget that Bush has already delivered on his 2000
campaign pledge to be a uniter and not a divider. I mean, he has
united the Sunnis and the Shi'ites, the militant moujahedeen and the
Iraqi nationalists, all of whom now hate the U.S. more than they do
each other! Who would have thought it possible?
Anyway, the Iraqi elections in January are bound to turn out
wonderfully with 138,000 U.S. troops occupying the country. Any
candidate favoring their continued presence is sure to be popular
and may even live past election day. As Bush says, one should strive
to be optimistic.
4.) " . . . we're working together to try to bring this
deficit under control."
Absolutely true. Just because the Bush Administration's own
economists estimate that the government will be unable to pay $44
trillion of bills in the coming decades, a fact they deleted from
their annual budget report in 2004, is no reason to doubt the
validity of this claim. It is true that Bush was trying to ram
through another tax reduction for the rich at the time this
information was suppressed, but this is merely proof that King
George's Divine Wisdom works in mysterious ways. There's certainly
no cause to get cynical. After all, White House spokesperson Ari
Fleischer did state quite frankly: "There is no question that Social
Security and Medicare are going to present [future] generations with
a crushing debt burden unless policymakers work seriously to reform
those programs" - that is, by meat-axing benefits. Once again, don't
worry. The Treasury Department says that the entire problem could be
solved instantly with nothing more than an across-the-board income
tax-increase of 66%.
Anyway, King George is certainly wise to bankrupt the government
so we will have no choice but to put our health care and retirement
funds completely in the hands of the stock market. Once our entire
fate is in the stock market, we will have a vested interest in
keeping stock prices high by undermining wage increases, dispensing
with health and safety regulations, and aborting all social
democratic policies that make life worth living but restrict
profits. In short, we'll all be Republicans. Hallelujah!
5. "What happens in those forests, because of lousy federal
policy, is they grow to be - they are not - they're not harvested.
They're not taken care of."
Only a mind of singularly awesome powers could discern that trees
are best taken care of by being cut down. This policy could and
should be extended to many other areas of social life. For example,
parents could care for their children by harvesting their organs for
profit. Homeowners could protect themselves against the winter cold
by setting their houses on fire. Farmers could take care of their
crops by exposing them to locusts. The opportunities are boundless.
6.) "I guess you'd say I'm a good steward of the land."
Unfortunately, this Royal Insight remained undeveloped, as the
studio audience spontaneously burst into gales of laughter for some
reason. Perhaps the White House will provide further details.
7.) "The quality of the air's cleaner since I've been
president."
Who can doubt it? Smog is virtually gone now that President Bush
has put industrial polluters on the honor system as far as obeying
environmental laws go. Last year the Bush Administration decided to
allow thousands of the nation's dirtiest coal-fired power plants and
refineries to upgrade their facilities without installing costly
anti-pollution equipment, as they previously had been ordered to do.
Under the rule change, industry is allowed to save billions of
dollars in pollution-control equipment costs while continuing to
emit hundreds of thousands of tons of pollutants. A Bush policy so
ingenious it will surely take your breath away!
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker), from Common Courage Press |
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| AUSTIN PREMIER OF BUSH FAMILY
FORTUNES |
Tuesday, October 12th 7pm
Journalist Greg Palast will introduce the Texas premier of Bush
Family Fortunes.
LOCATION:
The Paramount Theater
713 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
TICKETS:
Reserve Your Tickets
"Stunning...Disturbing ... Important."
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| Debate 2: Masterful Performance
By King George |
| Devastating Royal Logic Awes Senator Kerry,
Voters
by Michael K. Smith
Quickly rebounding from his lackluster performance in the first
debate, George W. Bush delivered a knockout blow in round two with
an impeccable command of facts and logic that left Senator Kerry and
the audience gasping at his Royal Insights. Though his Divine
Debating Style can hardly be captured in words, a summary of King
George's key points follows:
1.) "I don't think the Patriot Act abridges your rights at
all."
A stunning insight that has eluded the best legal minds to date.
The only thing the state is authorized to do to us that it wasn't
before the enactment of the Patriot Act and Bush's presidential
order authorizing secret military tribunals is: (1) arrest us
without cause (2) hold us indefinitely without charge (3) subject us
to secret military trial (4) replace juries with military officers
(5) suspend rules of evidence (6) prevent us from witnessing our own
trial (7) prevent us from seeing the evidence against us (8) convict
us on hearsay (9) torture us (10) execute us in secret (11) execute
our friends and associates for "harboring" us. Nothing else has
changed, not one little bit.
2.) "I tried diplomacy."
At last, the truth is told. President Bush very diplomatically
ignored the fact that Saddam Hussein had disarmed after Gulf War I,
at the same time bellowing to the whole world that he was a brutal
tyrant with scarcely a rival in history who lived only to torture,
murder, and make mass graves. He then very prudently launched a huge
propaganda campaign to convince Americans that Saddam was involved
in 9-11, wisely omitting mention of the fact that Osama Bin Laden
and Saddam Hussein hated each other and Bin Laden had offered to
fight Hussein after Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990. Bush patiently
delivered ultimatum after ultimatum to Saddam to dismantle weapons
he didn't possess, gently promising to bombard Iraq with
satellite-guided missiles and bombs if he didn't get his way. He
went to the UN in good faith, announcing that the Security Council
must endorse U.S. aggression in Iraq or be declared irrelevant.
Has anyone ever gone the extra mile for diplomacy more than King
George? I think not.
3.) "Our [Iraq] plan is working."
Like a charm. Business is booming at Iraqi morgues, there is a
huge uptick in demand for nuclear materials via Iran and Pakistan,
and Al Qaeda's recruitment problems are solved for all time. Who
could ask for more?
Not to mention U.S. forces are winning! They have taken Samarra
three times in just the last year-and-a-half. Fallujah is being
bombed nightly and will soon be invaded and wrecked. Happily, Najaf
is pretty much demolished already. The Bush plan is to make a great
show of force with air power, so as to keep casualty counts from
rising before the U.S. selection in November. Then after King George
is re-annointed he can carpet bomb the country to a lifeless
moonscape and install whatever government he wants amidst the
rubble. Praise his holy name!
Don't pay attention to those stubborn people in black masks who
are establishing check points on all roads leading in and out of
Baghdad. And don't give it a thought that Iraqi police in Mosul are
giving part of their pay to a nationwide resistance movement
determined to expel the U.S. from Iraq. We already know the Iraqi
people love us. One of the last polls taken by the U.S.-led
Coalition Provisional Authority this past summer showed that support
for the U.S. occupation had soared to 2%. So not to worry and crank
up the draft.
Let's not forget that Bush has already delivered on his 2000
campaign pledge to be a uniter and not a divider. I mean, he has
united the Sunnis and the Shi'ites, the militant moujahedeen and the
Iraqi nationalists, all of whom now hate the U.S. more than they do
each other! Who would have thought it possible?
Anyway, the Iraqi elections in January are bound to turn out
wonderfully with 138,000 U.S. troops occupying the country. Any
candidate favoring their continued presence is sure to be popular
and may even live past election day. As Bush says, one should strive
to be optimistic.
4.) " . . . we're working together to try to bring this
deficit under control."
Absolutely true. Just because the Bush Administration's own
economists estimate that the government will be unable to pay $44
trillion of bills in the coming decades, a fact they deleted from
their annual budget report in 2004, is no reason to doubt the
validity of this claim. It is true that Bush was trying to ram
through another tax reduction for the rich at the time this
information was suppressed, but this is merely proof that King
George's Divine Wisdom works in mysterious ways. There's certainly
no cause to get cynical. After all, White House spokesperson Ari
Fleischer did state quite frankly: "There is no question that Social
Security and Medicare are going to present [future] generations with
a crushing debt burden unless policymakers work seriously to reform
those programs" - that is, by meat-axing benefits. Once again, don't
worry. The Treasury Department says that the entire problem could be
solved instantly with nothing more than an across-the-board income
tax-increase of 66%.
Anyway, King George is certainly wise to bankrupt the government
so we will have no choice but to put our health care and retirement
funds completely in the hands of the stock market. Once our entire
fate is in the stock market, we will have a vested interest in
keeping stock prices high by undermining wage increases, dispensing
with health and safety regulations, and aborting all social
democratic policies that make life worth living but restrict
profits. In short, we'll all be Republicans. Hallelujah!
5. "What happens in those forests, because of lousy federal
policy, is they grow to be - they are not - they're not harvested.
They're not taken care of."
Only a mind of singularly awesome powers could discern that trees
are best taken care of by being cut down. This policy could and
should be extended to many other areas of social life. For example,
parents could care for their children by harvesting their organs for
profit. Homeowners could protect themselves against the winter cold
by setting their houses on fire. Farmers could take care of their
crops by exposing them to locusts. The opportunities are boundless.
6.) "I guess you'd say I'm a good steward of the land."
Unfortunately, this Royal Insight remained undeveloped, as the
studio audience spontaneously burst into gales of laughter for some
reason. Perhaps the White House will provide further details.
7.) "The quality of the air's cleaner since I've been
president."
Who can doubt it? Smog is virtually gone now that President Bush
has put industrial polluters on the honor system as far as obeying
environmental laws go. Last year the Bush Administration decided to
allow thousands of the nation's dirtiest coal-fired power plants and
refineries to upgrade their facilities without installing costly
anti-pollution equipment, as they previously had been ordered to do.
Under the rule change, industry is allowed to save billions of
dollars in pollution-control equipment costs while continuing to
emit hundreds of thousands of tons of pollutants. A Bush policy so
ingenious it will surely take your breath away!
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker), from Common Courage Press |
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| Round Two - The Blog Spin |
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quoting
MSNBC's blog : "The scorer's table
reproaches President Bush for not knowing when he has wood."
wonkette does a play by play
9:00 Charlie Gibson's gonna hold them to their
time limits "forcefully but politely." Funny, that's what we like
about Mr. Wonkette.
9:03 Kerry pats Bush on the back! Checking for that
wire. . .
9:05 Weapon of mass deception! Hey, that's a. . .
joke!
9:07 "I can see why your colleagues think he
changes his position a lot... Because he does!" Bush was like
wetting his pants to say that. And so he said it again!
9:09 Is it just me, or does Bush get more drawly
when he's talking to, uhm, "a group of folks"?
9:14 Global test! Global test! Global test! Bush is
so psyched. He's going to start jumping up and down and clapping his
hands if someone asks about "frivolous lawsuits."
9:18 Bush: "I talk to Tony Blair all the time! He
has an easy name!" (Also: He's not sighing, but he is about to
throttle John Kerry.)
9:21 Love it when Bush talks about not joining the
International Criminal Court. Do average Americans know what that is
or do they think he's talking about the Superfriends?
9:23 Kerry meets with foreign leaders. Good thing
Bush is in semi-hysterics or that would be an opening for him.
http://markarkleiman.com/ :
Reality check
My opinion about who won last night debate is
hopelessy compromised by my bias. So it's nice
to know that Dan Drezner watched the same debate I did:
a) Bush did better than the first debate;
b) Kerry also did a bit better -- he was sharp from the start this
time;
c) Again, both candidates whiffed on the openings given by the other
candidates;
d) If Kerry gets elected, you just know that his to-the-camera
pledge not to raise taxes for households under $200,000 is going to
bite him in the ass,
e) The bizarre moment of the night was the Bush foray into Dred
Scott territory. But I do feel safer that Bush will not appoint
pro-slavery judges.
So I think Kerry won, but not by as much as last time.
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"At the outset, Mr. Bush seemed a bit strident and on edge, as
if over-eager to avoid a repetition of his pained performance eight
days ago."
"Mr. Kerry generally seemed to be more in command of his brief,
more confident in demeanor and more intent than Mr. Bush to reach
across partisan boundaries as he invoked the leadership of Ronald
Reagan and Dwight D. Eisenhower and talked of the importance of
balancing budgets. Mr. Bush seemed more content to play to his
conservative base."
"Mr. Bush addressed members of the live audience by name and the
television cameras directly, doing his best to suppress the frowns
and squints so widely remarked on in his last performance. He
declined an offer to list three mistakes he had made in office, but
offered a fresh formulation in defense of his decision to invade
Iraq"
"Both men recycled lines from their stump speeches, but some of
Mr. Bush's seemed to fall flat without the supportive applause he
can count on at partisan rallies."
"After Mr. Bush insisted that he had listened to his generals
and supplied all the troops they sought in Iraq, Mr. Kerry
countered, "Military's job is to win the war; president's job is to
win the peace.""
"the latest employment figures released yesterday confirmed Mr.
Bush's status as the first president since Herbert Hoover to face
re-election with fewer Americans at work than when he first won."
More NYTIMES::
"Mr. Bush, whose uneven performance last week had stirred
concern among Republicans, particularly as post-debate polls showed
him losing his lead to Mr. Kerry, seemed hesitant and spoke loudly
when he took the stage. . . . at times he flashed glances of anger
at Mr. Kerry that were reminiscent of his demeanor the week before."
"By contrast, Mr. Kerry seemed assured and comfortable for most
of the night"
"At one point Mr. Bush practically talked over Mr. Gibson after
Mr. Kerry asserted that the president had gone to war without the
support of much of the world. "I've got to answer this," Mr. Bush
said, adding, "You tell Tony Blair we're going alone." "We've got 30
countries there," he said. "It denigrates an alliance to say we're
going alone, to discount their sacrifices." Mr. Kerry responded
tartly: "Mr. President, countries are leaving the coalition, not
joining. Eight countries have left it.""
"Mr. Bush was asked to name three mistakes that he had made, and
how he had addressed them. Mr. Bush, who had been unable to name a
single mistake when asked a similar question at a news conference in
March, said he had made some bad appointments, but that he did not
want to name them because he did not want to embarrass anyone."
The AP:
" Kerry seemed quite at home with the format. Bush, clearly
improved from the first debate, was fired up, too, though at times
overheated in his delivery. After listening to Kerry at one point,
he bulldozed through Gibson's setup"
" As with the first debate, reaction shots were interesting to
note. Again, Kerry appeared composed, often scribbling notes as Bush
responded to questions. Bush, who during the first debate had often
been caught by the cameras looking peeved at things Kerry said, made
a joking reference to it Friday: "That answer," he said when Kerry
finished one response, "almost made me want to scowl." Even so, he
was still hardput to suppress displays of annoyance. At times he was
seen in close-up listening with eyes narrowed and lips pursed."
Reuters:
"An angry Bush at one point cut off moderator Charles Gibson to
upbraid Kerry for criticizing the size of the coalition backing the
United States in Iraq, saying it denigrated allies like Britain and
Poland. Kerry responded that the number of U.S. soldiers from
Missouri alone serving in Iraq would constitute the third-largest
bloc in the coalition, behind the United States and Britain."
"The first two polls taken immediately after the debate gave a
slight edge to Kerry."
"Bush brushed off the report earlier this week from weapons
inspector Charles Duelfer, which found that Iraqi leader Saddam
Hussein had not rebuilt his weapons of mass destruction program
after the 1991 Gulf War"
Washington Post (Tom Shales):
"Bush talked louder and tried to come across as less snide this
time, though there's still an irritable impatience lurking beneath
the surface. Sometimes when Bush would get terribly noisy and almost
shout, Kerry would come back with a soft-spoken -- and thus
implicitly more reasoned -- response. When playing offense, Kerry
seemed more sincere in his desire to come across as the common man"
"In close-ups, Bush, wearing his trademark solid blue tie,
looked pasty and glazed. Some of his expressions seemed random or
inappropriate."
LA Times:
"Bush said his decision to invade Iraq was the right one, even
in the face of new findings contradicting his main justification for
going to war."
"At times, Bush strained in his chair [.] The president
refrained from the sort of peevish expressions that marked his
performance in their first debate last week."
"Although Kerry mostly kept his composure, Bush seemed angry on
occasion, especially when he accused the Massachusetts senator of
disparaging the contribution allies had made to the U.S.-led war in
Iraq."
"Aides to the president acknowledged that he needed to contain
his emotions better than he had in the first debate, and throughout
much of the evening, Bush seemed to be trying."
"Bush's flashes of temper struck Nichole James, a 32-year-old
stay-at-home mom from Affton, Mo., who came to the debate undecided,
but left leaning toward Kerry. "Kerry just presented himself in a
way that I could really relate to," James said afterward. "Bush
didn't seem to be in his comfort zone," she said, describing him as
"more harsh, more angry" than his rival.
More LA Times:
"Early on, the president at times seemed to be straining to keep
his emotions in check"
"An ABC News poll released moments after it ended concluded
showed that 44% believed Kerry won, while 41% picked Bush."
"The strangest moment came when Kerry sought to rebut Bush's
charge that the Democrat's plan would raise taxes on hundreds of
thousands of small businesses. Kerry said the president reached that
number only by including thousands of high-income professionals who
receive some additional income through freelance work or
partnerships; even the president, Kerry said, would be counted as a
small business because he received "$84 from a timber company he
owns." Bush looked at Kerry quizzically. "I own a timber company?
That's news to me," he said. "Need some wood?" Four minutes after
the debate ended, the Kerry campaign distributed a statement quoting
the nonpartisan website Factcheck.org that Vice President Dick
Cheney had tried to cite to buttress one of his points in his debate
with John Edwards earlier this week. That website said Bush did in
fact receive income from a timber investment that would have
qualified him as a small business under the Republican definition."
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President Says He Follows Iraq
Disaster By "Watching TV"
by Michael K. Smith
Looking like a cranky 5-year-old who hadn't had his afternoon nap
President Bush opened the debating season by repeatedly slamming
Senator John Kerry for not sharing his Divine status, dismissing him
as a vacilating whimp far too weak to lead the nation.

Bush defended his decision to invade Iraq, saying the sacrifice made
by 1,059 U.S. troops who have been killed there was "noble and
worthy," as evidenced by endless bloody disaster and increasing
prospects of a Taliban-style regime.
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| Cheney on Iraq Bloodbath:
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| Lashes Out At Senator Edwards For
"Undistinguished" Record
by Michael K. Smith
Wednesday, October 6, 2004 Posted: 5:15 AM EDT (0915 GMT)
CLEVELAND, Ohio (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney proudly
claimed the Bush Administration's bloodsoaked record in Iraq as
a success story and blasted Senator John Edwards of North
Carolina for having an "undistinguished" record in the Senate in
last night's Vice Presidential debates.
Cheney insisted the world is safer today thanks to the
widening catastrophe in Iraq, which is proving a breeding
grounds for Al Qaeda terror that did not exist in the country
prior to the U.S. invasion. Cheney said if he had it to do all
over again, he gladly would.
"It's important to look at all of our developments in Iraq
within the broader context of the global war on terror," Cheney
said. This includes the soaring popularity of Osama Bin Laden,
growing legions of recruits eager to serve his cause, and
increasing hatred and disgust with Washington throughout the
world. |
Read the rest of the story by Michael Smith at
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| The Final Factcheck - from the
horse's mouth |
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http://factcheck.org itself:
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"FactCheck.com"
Cheney: Well, the reason they keep mentioning
Halliburton is because they're trying to throw up a smokescreen.
They know the charges are false.They know that if you
go, for example, to FactCheck.com (sic), an independent Web site
sponsored by the University of Pennsylvania, you can get the
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Cheney
Plugs FactCheck
Cheney got our domain
name wrong -- calling us "FactCheck.com" -- and wrongly implied that
we had rebutted allegations Edwards was making about what Cheney had
done as chief executive officer of Halliburton.
In fact, we did post an article
pointing out that Cheney hasn't profited personally while in
office from Halliburton's Iraq contracts, as falsely implied by a
Kerry TV ad. But Edwards was talking about Cheney's responsibility
for earlier Halliburton troubles. And in fact, Edwards was mostly
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Cheney error sends Net users off track
By Mark Memmott, USA TODAY
Vice President Cheney learned soon after Tuesday's debate that the
three letters at the end of an Internet address are very
important.
A mistake he made in giving a Web address
sent tens of thousands of computer users to an anti-Bush site when
they searched the Internet late Tuesday and into Wednesday.
The drama started nearly halfway into the
debate, when Cheney referred to a Web site he said had information
that would rebut charges leveled at him by Sen. John Edwards. The
charges involved Halliburton, the company Cheney ran before becoming
vice president.
Cheney said Edwards was "trying to throw up a
smokescreen" by raising questions about Halliburton's past dealings
with Iran and Libya and its current contracts with the U.S.
government in Iraq.
The vice president urged viewers to go to "factcheck.com"
for an independent analysis. But Cheney should have sent viewers to
"factcheck.org," an online project of the Annenberg Public Policy
Center of the University of Pennsylvania.
By sending Web users to "factcheck.com,"
they got to George Soros site urging the US to get out of Iraq and
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Stealing from
Daily Kos
stealing from
Atrios:
First Cheney claims he never met Edwards when he has at least 3
times. Then he bragged about being the presiding officer of the
Senate, and being there most Tuesdays, even though he's only acted
as
the presiding officer on two Tuesdays. He's been going on and
on about links between Saddam and the 9/11 hijackers and between
Saddam and al Qaeda, even though no such links exist. He so
misrepresents things that Kerry says that he must have a serious
mental illness. He simultaneously claims that
Kerry
is "inconsistent" and then says he's the most consistently
liberal senator. We really can only conclude that Cheney needs
some serious psychiatric help.
Man, it's easier to catalogue the truthful statments... From
Atrios:
Edwards' hometown newspaper:
CHENEY: "Your hometown newspaper has taken to calling you
Senator Gone." (An archive search finds no such reference in The
News & Observer.
...Look, a mention
in a weekly paper that isn't in his "hometown" does not
qualify as his "hometown newspaper". If he'd said, "one
newspaper in your home state," it would have been a stretch,*
but not a lie. As said, it's a lie.
Yup. As for hometown papers, the Pilot is published in a town
that is 20 miles away from Edwards' actualy home town.Man, it's
easier to catalogue the truthful statments... From
Atrios:
Edwards' hometown newspaper:
CHENEY: "Your hometown newspaper has taken to calling you
Senator Gone." (An archive search finds no such reference in The
News & Observer.
...Look, a mention
in a weekly paper that isn't in his "hometown" does not
qualify as his "hometown newspaper". If he'd said, "one
newspaper in your home state," it would have been a stretch,*
but not a lie. As said, it's a lie.
Yup. As for hometown papers, the Pilot is published in a town
that is 20 miles away from Edwards' actualy home town.
The Crawford hometown paper, meanwhile, has endorsed Kerry.
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| Lashes Out At Senator Edwards For
"Undistinguished" Record
by Michael K. Smith
Wednesday, October 6, 2004 Posted: 5:15 AM EDT (0915 GMT)
CLEVELAND, Ohio (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney proudly
claimed the Bush Administration's bloodsoaked record in Iraq as a
success story and blasted Senator John Edwards of North Carolina for
having an "undistinguished" record in the Senate in last night's
Vice Presidential debates.
Cheney insisted the world is safer today thanks to the widening
catastrophe in Iraq, which is proving a breeding grounds for Al
Qaeda terror that did not exist in the country prior to the U.S.
invasion. Cheney said if he had it to do all over again, he gladly
would.
"It's important to look at all of our developments in Iraq within
the broader context of the global war on terror," Cheney said. This
includes the soaring popularity of Osama Bin Laden, growing legions
of recruits eager to serve his cause, and increasing hatred and
disgust with Washington throughout the world.
Cheney denied ever suggesting a link between Iraq and the
terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. "I have not suggested
there's a connection between Iraq and 9/11, but there's clearly an
established Iraqi track record with terror." True enough. Iraq
gassed Iran and later the Kurds with the full support of the Reagan
Administration, whose Commerce Department arranged for Saddam
Hussein to receive the materials he needed for his WMD program.
Washington also provided satellite intelligence to help direct the
gas attacks on Iran. Reagan Middle East envoy Donald Rumsfeld was
instrumental in carrying out these memorable achievements.
Cheney insisted Halliburton was a non-issue. Under his reign as
CEO between 1995 and 2000, he and Halliburton clearly made the world
a much better place. They profited off of rebuilding Iraq's
petroleum industry, which Cheney had helped destroy as Secretary of
Defense in the first Gulf War. They worked closely with major human
rights violators like the governments of Burma, Nigeria, Equatorial
Guinea, and the Congo. They passed their tax burden on to the
American people by quintupling Halliburton's subsidiaries registered
in offshore tax havens like the Cayman islands. They doubled the
value of Halliburton's federal contracts based on Cheney's
government connections and made Cheney a deliriously rich man. As
for the U.S. taxpayers, they got billed $750,000 for work
Halliburton did for the Pentagon that actually only cost $125,000.
Halliburton’s federal taxes dropped from $302 million in 1998 to
a negative $85 million in 1999, that is, the company got an $85
million rebate that year. At the same time Halliburton received $2.3
billion in government contracts and $1.5 billion in government
financing and loan guarantees. During his vice-presidential debate
with Joe Lieberman in 2000 Cheney insisted that the government had
had “absolutely nothing to do” with his financial success. $3.8
billion = 0. I guess it’s that new math.
Based on such achievements, Cheney was on firm ground in accusing
Senator Edwards of having a "not very distinguished" Senate record.
It certainly is no match for Cheney's, which is in a class by
itself. As a Wyoming Representative from 1979 to 1989, Cheney voted
against the Equal Rights Amendment, against Head Start, against a
resolution calling for the release of Nelson Mandela from prison,
against a holiday for Martin Luther King, against Meals on Wheels
for seniors, against government funded abortions for incest and rape
victims, against a ban on cop killer bullets, against restrictions
on plastic guns that could easily be slipped through airport
security, against safe drinking water standards, against
establishing the Department of Education, against a waiting period
for handgun purchases, and against imposing sanctions on apartheid
South Africa (but only 10 times).
Another career highlight for Cheney occurred when California spun
into financial disaster from a phony energy crisis induced by Enron.
Cheney had six meetings with Enron representatives, including two
with CEO Ken Lay, the last just six days prior to the company’s
revelation that it had vastly overstated its earnings. While Enron
executives cashed out over $1 billion in company stock before the
day of reckoning, their employees lost their pensions and their jobs
- just in time for the Christmas season.
When he left Halliburton, Cheney received $13 million in
severance pay and left behind millions of dollars in losses from bad
investments, a spate of SEC investigations, and a pile of lawsuits,
not that there's anything wrong with that. The value of Halliburton
stock plunged.
Cheney has also blessed the nation with his terrific sense of
humor. After the Bush Administration abandoned its campaign promise
to regulate carbon dioxide emissions Cheney said the promise had
been a mistake because carbon dioxide isn’t a pollutant. David
Doniger of the Natural Resources Defense Council commented: “If
carbon dioxide isn’t a pollutant, maybe ketchup is a vegetable after
all.” With news like this, Jon Stewart will never have to write
material.
Ecology is perhaps Cheney’s strongest suit. When he was faced
with a series of potentially ruinous asbestos-related lawsuits at
Halliburton the company decided it should lobby for a change of law
rather than argue the cases in court. So Cheney and his company
shelled out nearly half a million dollars to congressional
candidates between 1997 and 2000, with $157,000 directed to 62
lawmakers who found it in their hearts to co-sponsor bills limiting
the liability of asbestos manufacturers. Democracy in action!
Cheney is a big fan of drilling for oil in the National Arctic
Wildlife Preserve, which can supply U.S. energy needs for weeks on
end. On the other hand, his Energy Task Force killed a plan to
increase fuel-efficiency standards, which would have saved 2.5
million barrels of oil a day - permanently.
Like all Republicans, Cheney cherishes family values, which is
why at the 2000 Republican Convention in Philadelphia he would not
appear on the victory platform with his lesbian daughter. Of course,
his real family is Halliburton, Enron, Philip Morris, AT&T,
Microsoft, and the Pentagon.
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Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker), available from Common Courage Press
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| President Says He Follows Iraq Disaster By
"Watching TV"
by Michael K. Smith
Looking like a cranky 5-year-old who hadn't had his afternoon nap
President Bush opened the debating season by repeatedly slamming
Senator John Kerry for not sharing his Divine status, dismissing him
as a vacilating whimp far too weak to lead the nation.
Bush defended his decision to invade Iraq, saying the sacrifice
made by 1,059 U.S. troops who have been killed there was "noble and
worthy," as evidenced by endless bloody disaster and increasing
prospects of a Taliban-style regime.
"We're being challenged like never before, and we have a duty to
our country and to future generations of Americans to achieve a free
Iraq, a free Afghanistan and to rid the world of weapons of mass
destruction," Bush said. His record indicates that the way to do
that is to murder and destroy until these countries submit to U.S.
puppet governments, at the same time tearing up arms control
treaties and mass producing a new generation of weapons of mass
destruction.
Very early in the debate, the president conceded that he
understood "everybody in this country doesn't agree with the
decisions I've made, and I've made some tough decisions. But people
know where I stand." The question of whether the President knows
where he stands remained unaddressed. Many observers insist he
hasn't the slightest clue what the policies of his own
administration are.
Again and again during the debate, Bush charged that Kerry's
inconsistent positions on the Iraq war -- after voting for a
congressional resolution authorizing Bush to use force -- would make
it difficult for him to function as commander-in-chief, taking
particular aim at Kerry's recent statement that Iraq was the "wrong
war at the wrong place at the wrong time." Bush's position is that
all U.S.-led wars are righteous, especially since 2001 when they
have been directly mandated by God.
Kerry insisted that despite the president's assertions to the
contrary, "I've had one position -- one consistent position -- that
Saddam Hussein was a threat. There was a right way to disarm him and
a wrong way, and the president chose the wrong way." Neither
candidate indicated how Iraq could have gotten rid of weapons it
didn't possess or how it constituted a "threat" when two-thirds of
its national territory was under foreign control.
Kerry said that the invasion of Iraq was an ill-conceived
adventure that's "getting worse by the day" and has distracted the
United States from the fight against terrorism, which Kerry insisted
he could win to by fighting a "smarter" war.
"Smart means not diverting your attention from the real war on
terror in Afghanistan against Osama bin Laden and taking it off to
Iraq,'" Kerry said. "This president has made, I regret to say, a
colossal error of judgment. And judgment is what we look for in the
president of the United States of America." Many analysts consider
this criticism unfair, in view of the fact that President Bush can't
even keep track of whether or not his shoes are tied.
Bush and Kerry agreed that the proliferation of nuclear weapons
and other weapons of mass destruction were the greatest threat to
the United States, agreeing as well that unrestrained development of
WMD by the U.S. threatens no one.
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George,"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker), available from Common Courage Press
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| Bush Convention Speech: "Utopia
Is At Hand" |
| President Bush: 'In a new term, I will crush the
evildoers and establish God's reign on Earth.'
by Michael K. Smith
NEW YORK (GWB) --
Mr. Chairman, delegates, fellow citizens, I'm honored by your
support, and I accept your nomination for King of the World.
When the Supreme Court appointed me four years ago, none of us
could have envisioned what these years would bring.
We have seen a floored economy stumble to its knees - and fall to
the floor again. We have seen the opium trade revived in
Afghanistan. We have seen the Palestinian people locked inside a
giant cage. We have seen Americans in uniform storming Iraqi family
homes and machine-gunning their loved ones as they drive across
town. Now nothing will hold us back.
In the work we have done and the work we will do, I am fortunate
to have a superb vice president who can plunder foreign assets with
the best of them. I'm honored to have him at my side.
I am grateful to share my walk in life with Laura Bush. We have a
great partnership. She reads in libraries, I close them down.
I'm blessed with a sister and brothers who have awesome
achievements to their credit and remain unindicted anyway.
Tonight I will tell you where I stand, what I believe, and where
I will lead this country in the next four years.
I believe every child can learn and every school must teach,
which is why I am devoting the lion's share of federal revenues to
unleashing wars all over the world. Because we act in this way, more
and more children are illiterate, hungry, and afraid.
I believe we have a moral responsibility to honor America's
seniors, which is why I'm sending them to fight in Najaf and the
mountains of Afghanistan. Soon my prescription drug plan will insure
that every senior gets the drugs they need to make it through the
firefights ahead.
I believe in the energy and innovative spirit of America's
workers, which is why I've left them to fend for themselves after
exporting their jobs and awarding tax relief to those earning over
$375,000 a year.
I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is
security, which is why protestors have infiltrated our convention
hall every night this week without our being able to stop them.
I am running for president with a clear and positive plan to
build a more militarized world and a more hopeless homeless
population. I am running with a compassionate conservative
philosophy that says government should help rich investors improve
their lives and crush everyone else.
The times in which we work and live are changing dramatically.
The workers of our parents' generation typically had one job, one
skill, one career, often with one company that provided health care
and a pension. But now with unions vanishing we don't need to offer
that kind of security anymore and can impose minimum wage jobs with
no benefits on an increasing portion of the population.
Today, workers change jobs, even careers, many times during their
lives, desperately trying to find a way to keep afloat. And in one
of the most dramatic shifts our society has seen, two-thirds of all
moms work outside and inside the home, gulping sedatives as they
attend to their multi-tasking.
This changed world can be a time of great opportunity for all
Americans to hustle and fret, watching their families deteriorate
and kissing off the whole idea of career in a downsized world. And
government must guard against their rage.
Many of our most fundamental systems -- the tax code, health
coverage, pension plans, worker training -- were created for the
world of yesterday. We will transform these systems so that citizens
are stripped of government entitlements and forced to sell
themselves to corporate America on any terms they can get.
My plan begins with transferring Medicare and Social Security
funding to Wall Street. It concludes with unleashing dozens of new
wars to Americanize a fallen world.
In addition to this we must protect corporations from the
explosion of frivolous lawsuits that allow victims of breast
implants and cancer-causing foods to seek compensation for injury
and death.
Another drag on our economy is the current tax code. In a new
term, I will lead a bipartisan effort to reform and simplify it. The
rich will not have to file at all. Ordinary Americans will file a
new "short form." Line one will request a declaration of total
income. Line two will say simply, "send it in." No further
computation will be required.
In this time of change, many workers go back to school in the
forlorn hope they can find a decent job in a service economy of
nursing homes and hamburger stands. Amidst growing cynicism and a
rotting infrastructure they stubbornly seek a better deal. That's
why we will double the number of prisons to contain their rage when
they finally give up hope of ever having a decent life.
To stand with workers in poor communities and those that have
lost manufacturing, textile, and other jobs, we will create American
opportunity zones where hookers, hustlers, drug dealers, and
outcasts can work harder for less, which is what entrepreneurial
activity is all about.
As I've traveled the country, I've met many workers and small-
business owners who have told me that they are worried they cannot
afford health care. But the beauty of America is being able to say,
"not my problem." So that's what I tell them.
In a new term, we will offer a tax credit to encourage small
businesses and their employees to set up health savings accounts so
they can pay for their ruptured spleen or appendicitis attack
without government help. We've got all we can handle invading and
occupying other countries and can't spend money on frills and extras
like the public's health.
We will provide low-income Americans with better access to health
care - in Iraq. In a new term, I will ensure every poor person in
America has a community health center they can access in the Sunni
triangle after a tour of duty.
To make health care more affordable and accessible, we will
reduce access to the system for sick people, who tend to cost a lot
of money and depress profit margins.
And in all we do to improve health care in America, we will make
sure that health decisions are made by stockholders and financiers,
not doctors and patients.
In a new term we will change outdated labor laws that offer
time-and-a-half pay for working more than 8-hours a shift. Our laws
should never stand in the way of hard-working people who prefer to
work round-the-clock for peanuts.
Another priority for a new term is to build an ownership society,
where 1% owns and 99% works for those who own.
Thanks to our policies, home ownership in America is at an all-
time high, along with hypertension, heart attacks, insanity, and
divorce. Not to mention commuting now takes 4 hours a day, which
gives people plenty of opportunity to have their ears filled with
ranting Republican demagogues on talk radio.
In an ownership society, some people will own their health plans
and the rest will do without medical care. Some will own a piece of
their retirement, others will stick their heads in a gas oven.
That's what makes America great: individual choice.
With the huge baby boom generation approaching retirement, many
of our children and grandchildren understandably worry whether
Social Security will be there when they need it. Not if I can help
it.
We must gut Social Security by allowing younger workers to save
some of their taxes in a personal account, a nest egg you can call
your own and Wall Street can raid. If your pension is Enronized you
can always bag "Freedom Fries" at the local Burger King. It gives a
whole new meaning to your "Golden Years."
Education is my highest priority. In northeast Georgia,
Gainesville Elementary School is mostly Hispanic and 90 percent
poor. And this year, 90 percent of its students passed state tests
in reading and math. The other 10% were forced to swallow Lye. See,
this school is challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations. The
principal knows success means scaring the crap out of the kids and
then applying Andersen Accounting methods if the test scores still
don't turn out right.
These four years have brought moments I could not foresee and
will not forget - the squandering of trillions of dollars in surplus
revenues, the gutting of the Bill of Rights, the establishment of
secret tribunals, the implementation of massive tax cuts for
billionaires; parents selling blood plasma to fund their children's
education; terrorists with boxcutters killing thousands while our
the most powerful military in the world stood by helpless; the
killing of thousands in Iraq based on a fraudulent claim of Weapons
of Mass Destruction. These are great moments, and they deserve four
more years for me in the Oval Office.
God Bless America.
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker) available from Common Courage Press
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| Did Kerry Lie About U.S. War
Crimes in Vietnam? |
| Verbatim Winter Soldier Testimony Speaks
For Itself
“. . . they didn’t believe our body counts. So we had to cut off
the right ear of everybody we killed to prove our body count.”
“Now what we did to this man when we strung him up is that he was
stripped of all his clothes, and then they tied a string around his
testicles and . . . the guy that was holding that string would just
yank on it as hard as he could about ten times . . .”
“. . . we threw full C-ration cans at kids on the side of the
road. Well, just for a joke, these guys would take a full can . . .
and throw it as hard as they could at a kid’s head. I saw several
kids’ heads split wide open . . .”
“They went into the village and instead of capturing her, they
raped her–every man raped her. . . . and then, the last man to make
love to her, shot her in the head.”
“The philosophy was that anybody running must be a Viet Cong; he
must have something to hide or else he would stick around for the
Americans, not taking into consideration that he was running from
the Americans because they were continually shooting at him. So they
shot down anybody who was running.”
“. . . . He took me down to this dungeon where South Vietnamese
troops were pulling fingernails out of an old woman. There was an
American captain standing by, rocking on his heels, rather enjoying
the show.”
“We’d throw out the C-ration cans that we didn’t like and, after
they thought we were getting a lot of food, we’d hand them cans of
5606, which is helicopter hydraulic fluid and very poisonous. And I
observed one kid . . . take a good healthy drink out of it before
his mother knocked it over.”
“This was common policy. Kill anything you want to kill, any time
you want to kill it–just don’t get caught.”
“. . . . two men were leading a young girl, approximately 19
years old, very pretty, out of a hooch. She had no clothes on so I
assumed she had been raped, which was pretty SOP, and then she was
thrown onto the pile of the 19 women and children, and five men
around the circle opened up on full automatic with their M-16s.”
“. . . . he was . . . . the platoon hatchet man. Any time that he
had a prisoner that nobody in the room wanted, this guy would take
his ID card and tell him to 'Di Di Mau,' which is 'run' in
Vietnamese. The guy would get about ten feet, and get a full burst
of automatic, which is 20 rounds, in the back.”
“You go out, fly your mission, you come back to your
air-conditioned hootch and drink beer or whatever. You’re not in
contact with it. You don’t realize . . . what you’re doing.”
“. . . the heads of the bodies were cut off and they were placed
on stakes, jammed down on stakes, and were placed in the middle of
the trails and a Cav patch was hammered into the top of his head,
with Bravo Company’s 'B' written right on the patch.”
“. . . . when the kids, and I do mean kids–four years old,
ranging up to sixteen years old–came around the fence to sell GIs
cigarettes, or candy, or beg for food, they were CS’d. And what I
mean is they were gassed.”
“. . . . we’d take C-ration crackers and put peanut butter on it
and stick a trioxylene heat tab in the middle and put peanut butter
around it and let the kids munch on it. . . . . the effect more or
less of trioxylene is to eat the membrane out of your throat and if
swallowed, would probably eat holes through your stomach.”
“I saw during my tour 20 deformed infants under the age of one. .
. . I thought it was congenital or something, from venereal disease,
because they had flippers and things. . . . it was common knowledge
that Agent Orange was sprayed in the area . . . .”
“Fugas is a jelly-like substance. It’s flammable and . . . . they
explode the barrel over an area and this flaming jelly-like
substance lands on everything . . . people or animals or whatever.”
“I didn’t see any humane treatment of prisoners . . . If it
wasn’t electrical torture, it was the snake torture. If it wasn’t
the snake torture it was barbed wire cages . . .”
“There was a lot of mistreatment. We stood there and watched
these leeches on peoples’ backs. They would suck out enough blood
(they would be about five inches long) and these young guys would
just fall over. . .”
“. . . people in my unit were a little bit weary of going out in
the field with me. I started enjoying killing people a little bit
more than you’re supposed to . . .”
“You could take the wires of a jeep battery put it most any place
on their body, and you’re going to shock the hell out of the guy.
The basic place you put it was the genitals.”
“The major that I worked for had a fantastic capability of
staking prisoners, utilizing a knife that was extremely sharp, and
sort of filleting them like a fish.”
“I had a friend who was working with USAID and he was also with
CIA. . . . He went over there, ripped her clothes off and took a
knife and cut her from her vagina almost all the way up, just about
up to her breasts and pulled her organs out, completely out of her
cavity, and threw them out. . . .”
Source: The Winter Soldier Investigation (Beacon, 1972) pp. 5-114
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| Bush Supports Troops With
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| By Michael K. Smith
President Bush has long had a soft spot in his hearts for those
who serve their country in battle. In the 2000 primary election
season, for example, he showed his love for them by destroying John
McCain, who had been tortured so extensively by Hanoi that he still
walked with a limp 30 years later and couldn't lift his arms high
enough to comb his hair. Bush and Co. spread rumors that McCain was
mentally unstable because of the torture he had been subjected to,
that he was gay, that he had fathered an illegitimate daughter with
a North Vietnamese woman, that he had a black daughter, that he had
voted for the largest tax increase ever, that his wife had stolen
prescription drugs from a charity and abused them while she was
supposedly caring for their four kids, that McCain was pro-abortion,
that he had abandoned his crippled first wife, that he was a liar, a
cheat and a fraud. But this was just a warm-up for 2002, when Bush
smeared Max Cleland, a Vietnam vet and triple amputee, as
unpatriotic.
Yes, this is the brave and principled President who wishes us to
"support our troops." How? By sending them to remote corners of the
world to kill and die for Halliburton and Bechtel; by cutting their
benefits; by paying private mercenaries ten times their meager pay.
Call it patriotism Bush style.
Bush, of course, spent his Vietnam years renting a bachelor pad
at the swinging Chateaux Dijon in Houston, where he played
volleyball, got high, and got laid while his contemporaries were
crippled and killed in Vietnam. Bush did ultimately join the 147th
Fighter Group of the Texas Air National Guard, which was known as
the Champagne Division because it had within its ranks so many Texas
sons of privilege, all coincidentally far from the mayhem in
Vietnam. At a time when Bush's friends say he was indulging cocaine
use he failed to show up for his army physical, which would have
included a drug test as a matter of routine. In 2000 Veteran's
groups offered reward money for anyone who could verify Bush's
whereabouts for his last year of National Guard duty. The money
remained unclaimed.
Dick Cheney has said he "had other priorities" than fighting in
Vietnam in the 1960s, as though the grunts who took the field in his
place had nothing better to do. He got student deferments to keep
him at home. After graduating college he got married, which gave him
the marriage deferment. In 1964 the government announced that it
would draft married men - except for fathers. Nine months and two
days after that announcement Cheney became a father. Republican
family values at work!
In 2003-2004 hundreds of U.S. troops that had been wounded in
Iraq were kept in limbo for months in hot, dirty, overcrowded cement
barracks like Fort Stewart, Georgia, waiting for medical treatment.
They were required to pay for their own toilet paper (there's no
free lunch!) and had to hobble across the sand to use a bathroom. It
took a protest in the Senate to get the White House to stop charging
the soldiers $8.10 a day for their hospital meals.
In February, 2002, just when he was dispatching thousands of
troops to Afghanistan, Bush proposed tripling the cost of
medications to needy veterans. In 2003 his administration announced
it was cutting off access to its health care system for 164,000
veterans and reducing military housing and medical facilities
funding by $1.5 billion. Around the same time Bush refused a
relatively modest Congressional request for $275 million to cover
veterans' health care costs. In his 2004 budget, GW cut $2 billion
from the VA's already inadequate budget. At the same time that he
praised the National Guard and Reservists Bush opposed a proposal
that would give them access to the Pentagon's health insurance
system. His administration also tried to reduce hazardous duty pay
and family separation allowances for troops under fire abroad.
In 2003 the Bush Administration attempted to prevent a group of
U.S. veterans - who had been tortured in Iraqi prisons during the
first Gulf War - from collecting hundreds of millions of dollars in
frozen Iraqi assets that a federal court had awarded them.
Administration lawyers said the money really should be spent on
reconstruction contracts. "No amount of money can truly compensate
these brave men and women for the suffering they went through," said
a White House spokesman. So they were given nothing. Compassionate
conservatism in action!
American dead continue to be returned to the states in secrecy
and President Bush continues to ignore the grief of their families.
Even the term "body bag" is too evocative to be used by the
Busheviks. Now they are called "transfer tubes."
Doesn't it bring tears to your eyes when you think of how Bush
"supports the troops?"
Michael K. Smith is the author of "The Madness of King George"
(illustrations by Matt Wuerker, available from Common Courage Press.
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George W. Bush sucker-punches a rugby opponent at Yale
(Note: this entry posted by
Bob Harris)
As long as we're re-examining the 1960s, looking for signs of
character, trying to decide if a man who volunteered for combat and
was decorated five times was more or less courageous than a guy who
didn't even show up for his own medical exam... here's George W.
Bush during his college days, hitting a fellow sportsman in the
face.

The above photo, credited to the Yale yearbook (the caption is in
the original), appeared in yesterday's Los Angeles Times,
alongside a
story on the appeal of "bad boys" in American
politics. It's not in the Times' online version, and the rest
of the country should see it, I think.
Incidentally, while rugby is a contact sport, every player knows
that tackling above the shoulders is a foul. So is leaving your feet
during a tackle. Either of these is serious enough that the other
team is immediately awarded a penalty kick, often directly resulting
in points for the other team.
So even without throwing a punch, Bush is already well outside
fair play.
Grasping an opponent by the back of the head and punching him in
the face is beyond the pale -- I've watched rugby avidly for years,
and I've never seen it during an open-field tackle like this, honest
-- and will typically result in a player being immediately sent off.
I'm sure by next week Karl Rove will have a collection of rugby
players claiming that John Kerry was even worse...
UPDATE: Had a delightful email exchange with Jim Sleeper, the
Yale political science lecturer who wrote the L.A. Times
piece and recently found the above photo in his own Yale class of
'69 yearbook. Go click over to Jim's article at the link above; it's
good. Several other newspapers will apparently be running the photo
and story in their print editions in the next few days. Good news
for Jim, us, and the republic.
As to why nobody seems to have noticed this photo before, Jim
thinks it's because Bush had already graduated a year earlier, and
so nobody looked past the '68 book for Bush stuff.
Strange, then, that this photo would be in the '69 book -- unless
Bush was well-known as a thug, and thus it wasn't considered out of
bounds to print such a thing about a guy who wasn't there anymore.
I've heard from a few rugby players who conjecture that what
we're seeing, while unsportsmanlike and a clear foul (Bush has left
his feet and made contact above the shoulders), might be the moment
immediately after a incompentently-made dirty tackle, with
the arm coming down, instead of the moment before an
incompetently-thrown dirty punch, with the arm coming up. But
I've also heard from a few who think it's exactly what Yale's
yearbook staff said it was. We'll probably never know.
Decide for yourself. Either way, both incompetent and dirty.
As Jim points out in his email... character really is destiny,
ain't it?
FURTHER UPDATE: This has generated more email than anything else
I've ever posted, scrutinized as if it's the Zapruder film of men in
knickers.
A few new tidbits: several sources, including this
article, say Bush's position was a wing (make
up your own right- or left- jokes), a position that requires more
sprinting speed than tackling skill. Gee, um, no kidding.
For the truly curious, Yale has a
photo of the full team; Bush is in the back
row, center, two guys down from a fellow who seems to have undergone
some sort of Manchurian Candidate surgery. Of course, rugby truly
can be considered a form of trepanation by other means...
As to the photo appearing in the yearbook after Bush's
graduation, apparently that happens fairly frequently with sports
photos. That's nothing unusual, although the choice of photo and
caption, a year later, still seems pretty wild.
Finally, no, of course this isn't supposed to be more
important than other issues like the War On Tara, "voting" machines
which are anything but, the slow Guantanamization of American life,
or the rest of our impending doom during the incompetent reign of a
corrupt alcoholic chimpanzee who thinks he talks to God. September,
as described below, is National Frighten The Children Just Before
The Election month. That alone is way more a part of our
future than whether or not Bush slugged a guy, drove drunk, dodged
Vietnam, profited from insider trades, took sadistic delight in
executing people, or ignored repeated warnings about Al-Qaeda until
it was too goddam late.
But the past is prologue.
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John Kerry has waded into an issue
raised by Michael Moore in his film "Fahrenheit 9/11," namely,
President Bush's sitting for seven minutes in a Florida
classroom after being told "the country is under attack."
Republicans are waxing indignant, of course. But the criticism
is richly deserved.
The fact that Bush wasted 27 minutes that day - not only the
seven minutes reading to kids but 20 more at a photo op
afterward - was, in my view, the most outrageous thing a
President has done since Franklin Roosevelt tried to pack the
Supreme Court.
Watergate was outrageous but it still did not carry the
possibility of utter devastation, like a President's freezing at
the very moment we needed his immediate focus on an attack on
the United States.
This is an issue about the ultimate presidential duty, acting
in an emergency. If nothing else in Washington is nonpartisan,
this should be.
But it is not. Republicans are tying themselves in knots
trying to defend Bush's actions that morning. The excuses they
put forward are absurd:
He was "gathering his thoughts." This was a moment a
President should have imagined a thousand times. There is no
time in the nuclear age for a President to sit like Forrest Gump
"gathering thoughts" after an attack has begun. Gathering
information is what he should have been doing.
From the White House press secretary: "The President felt he
should project strength and calm until he could better
understand what was happening." I agree that gaining a better
understanding of what was happening should have been his goal.
What I don't get is how that goal was reached by just sitting
there instead of getting up and talking to people. Is he a
psychic? Was he receiving the information telepathically?
"He didn't want to scare the children." Vice President
Cheney has said of Kerry, "The senator from Massachusetts has
given us ample reason to doubt the judgment he brings to vital
issues of national security." So Kerry's judgment is suspect,
but at a moment of national crisis, Bush's judgment was: Better
not to scare 20 children momentarily than to react immediately
to an attack on the country!
If he had just said, "Hey, kids, gotta go do some President
business - be good to your moms and dads, bye!" my guess is the
kids would have survived.
I cannot see how someone who considers himself a conservative
can defend George Bush's inaction. Conservatives pride
themselves on being clear-eyed and decisive. They don't do
nuance, and they respect toughness.
But Bush choked at the most important moment a President
could have. We're lucky Al Qaeda had done its worst by the time
he pulled himself away from the photo op. Next time, it might
not be that way.
Maher is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher."
Originally published on August 12, 2004
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